The power to see one second into the future before the moment you die but not be able to change anything.

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the ability vote up this superpower

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The power to see John Cena.

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The power to have a phone that can't call or text and you can only have it when no one is within 5 miles of you.

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The power to sneeze scissors

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The power to emit a password protected wi-fi signal, but only while you sleep.

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The power to become sexualy attracted to everyone but the person your talking with

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The power to excrete food colouring from your sweat glands.

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The ability to not be able to say you have an ability

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The power to run if you have no legs

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The power to live through a Twilight movie.

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Power to vomit violently during royal weddings.

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The power to lose your sense of touch and orgasm uncontrollably for five minutes.

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The power to be really angry, all the time, for no actual reason.

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the power to wake up right before the best part of a dream

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The powers to lose your current power forever

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The ability to travel back in time when and where there was a major plague- bringing only the clothes you are wearing.

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The power to speak 360 words/min. in multi-language.

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The power to be listened to when noone's around.

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The power to vote on useless superpowers

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the power to mourn the loss of loved ones

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The power to shit bombs that only go off when bitten by you.

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The power to throw your crotch as a powerful one time grenade.

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the ability to teleport far away from here but still be stuck

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!