The power to turn expensive drinks into shit flavored milk

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the power to have a fancy costume and a nice car-batman

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The power to accidentally stumble upon huge, life-changing GoT spoilers on the internet

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The power to slow the rate grass grows for 10 seconds every 13 years.

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The power to outthink the smartest people ever conceived, but only remember what you though for an attasecond.

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The ability to visit pointlesspowers.com and click the "WRITE YOUR OWN" button and think of something to write.

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The power to always know which way North is but you forget where you are.

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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the power to die on a cross and come back to life 3 days later

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the power to shoot superman

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Power to turn on the PC with your finger and use the internet but only if the internet is available. Please see contact detail and call the number for the following service...

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The ability to to turn into a living torch,but only if it's already light

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The power to accept the terms and conditions

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The ability to see through walls but only when your blind

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The power of having night vision that only works during the day

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the power to get any man i want www.cumhump.me (thats my website)

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The power to have a massive nob on your forehead and to attempt to have sex with anything with more then one lump on its chest :D

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The power to orgasm everytime you pee.

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The power to be reincarnated as yourself 5 minutes before you die again

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The power to be invisible when absolutely nobody is watching you (including cameras)

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the power to suck but only when your awesome

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the power to recognize "woman rights".

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE!!!!!!

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The Power to Combust

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!