The power to simply walk into mordor.

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the power to say candlejack and li

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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the power to turn a leaf into a different type of leaf

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The power to explode.. you can only do it once.

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The power to read the mind of a cow that has produced a piece of cheese that has traveled 447,800 miles but only when looking at that piece of cheese

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The power to hover 10 nanometers off the ground.

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The ability to fly while on a plane. You can only do this at the same altitude and speed of the plane.

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The ability to change languages after every word, but you can't not do so.

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Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

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The power to summon unspendable money

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The power to bleed when your grandmother kisses you.

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the power to glow in the dark only during the day

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Night vision that only works during the day

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The power to get instantly pruned when in contact with any liquid

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The power to stick huge Cactus`s up you`re ass and spit them out as beautiful flowers.

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the power to die

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The power to seduce any woman by saying dorito, but you dont have any genitals.

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the power to feel extreme pain

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The power to sleep but only when its past midnight

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The power to feed cat toes to your boss but only during a job interview

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the power to phaze through everything against your will

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The power to be HUMAN

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The ability to read a book by its cover

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!