the power to suck but only when your awesome

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The power to lift objects that weigh less than a gram

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the power to be as dumb as george bush and as useless as barrak obama

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The ability to wear one shoe on both feet.

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The power to write any thing on your chest with clear paint

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The power to make grey spots appear on the wall, but only when u are peeing

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The ability to have a friend names James who dislikes all your Pointless Superpowers

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The Power to smell a Fart before it actually comes out. -scratchy

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the power to erase your memory ffrom the last five seconds... but only if you are having a seizure

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The power to teleport dead dogs 1 foot away from you once a month

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Ability to not lose excuses when declining a date.

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The power to remember every moment of your suckish life

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The power to smell your own feet without taking your shoes out.

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The power that when you think of someone's face your nostrils are filled with the smell of their feet

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captain obvious

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The power to put everything off till the last possible day

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The power to erase stupid blogs or comments

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the power to fly for a second

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the ability to drink coffee without burning your tongue.

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The power to see though Kashmir when people are around no wait that would be a good

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The power to change the shape of any object at will

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The power to read bladders. You would always know when someone has to pee.

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The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

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The ability to fly with wings on only one leg

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!