the power to die at will

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The ability to revert any computer to windows vista. Works best on Linux operating systems.

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the power to turn into a dead person

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The superpower of being the only one without powers in the world where everyone has powers.

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The ability to select which ad you want to be shown on any website, but only once per day.

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The power to make short sleeves into slightly longer sleeves.

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the power to say i can bend you

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the power to suck but only when your awesome

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The power to lift objects that weigh less than a gram

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The power to transform your fingers into uncooked hotdogs.

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The power to....um.... shit I forgot That's Wat u get for wanting the power of amnesia

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The power to stop people from committing suicide just before they do, but only by killing them...

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The ability to only fart in public

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The Power to Combust

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The ability to be a rock

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The power to not get sun burnt when the sun's out

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The ability to be 16 and sing like a woman and only have 10 year old girls like you

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The ability to wear one shoe on both feet.

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The ability to read a doctor's handwriting

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The power to get 100% on every test but get caught for cheating.

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The power to hear morse code.

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The power to repel women.

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The power to kill any one of your direct ancestors back in time.

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The power to make a rock so heavy that you can't lift it

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!