The ability to visit pointlesspowers.com and click the "WRITE YOUR OWN" button and think of something to write.

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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The power to be dead

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the ability to sound exactly like Justin Bieber.

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Autokinesis (the ability to move your own body).

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high. the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking. the ability to allow a banana to sing uncontrollably songs strictly about being a banana, previously sung by a mammal. the ability to write funny things but only about banana(s).

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The superpower of being the only one without powers in the world where everyone has powers.

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The power to control your own mind.

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The power to repel water when you're thirsty.

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Grass eating

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Customer: Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Waiter: I'm terribly sorry sir, please let us replace your soup with a more satisfactory one which is hygienic, and does not contain a dead organism. Customer: Thanks.

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The power to heal...... Your Opponent

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The power to grow one inch, but you need to shrink one inch to do so.

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The power to stop people from committing suicide just before they do, but only by killing them...

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the ability to digest any food easily

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The power to care for anything and nothing.

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The power to convert any Catholic priest into a pedophile.

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the power to be as dumb as george bush and as useless as barrak obama

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The ability to wear one shoe on both feet.

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The ability to read a doctor's handwriting

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The power to get 100% on every test but get caught for cheating.

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the ability to grow and shrink... only inside buildings.

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The power to see through pastry..

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The power to cancel Honey Boo Boo tv series

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!