The Power Hear Everything that happens within the closest McDonald's

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The power to have your piss turn to solid gold before it exits you.

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The power to turn a dollar into three quarters.

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Ability to not lose excuses when declining a date.

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The power to turn apples into pears

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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The power to go forward in time so you get defeated faster

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the ability to time travel 5 minutes into the past this power recharges every 5 minutes

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The power to type in Comic Sans.

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The power to have the strength of 50 old people

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The power to exude spaghetti from your pockets, which is never stopped. The spaghetti keeps coming. Out of your pockets. Spaghetti everywhere.

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the ability to drink coffee without burning your tongue.

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the power to get STD's

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The power to let anything you eat taste like sh*t

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The power to stay a virgin

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The ability to fall unconscious at will.

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The power to levitate birds while they are flying....

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The power to get rid of feminism

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The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

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The ability to fly with wings on only one leg

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The ability to fly but, if you use it, birds start flocking around you and shitting on you.

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the power to get really mad.

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The power to jump, but only on the ground.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!