the power to believe there are 50 shades of grey

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The power to fly for as long as the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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The power to change to a wombat when you have an erection while you're sleeping.

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Swiss army teeth.

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The power to get AIDS.

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The power to not have this superpower

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The power to teleport up to 35 feet once a year

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The power of exact change

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The power to think of a funny pointless superpower then find out someone has already posted it.

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The ability to fly but only under intense gravity

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The power to not have powers that arent pointless but then you realize your a normal human bein then you just think hey mabey I can be like Batman but then also you were like hey why am I not a multi-billionaire . After this all you find out you have the power to wake up at 12 pm only while using a alarm clock set for 7 am

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The power to sleep for one thousand years

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The power to have morning sickness in the evening.

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The power to fap 10x as fast as an elephant.

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The powers to lose your current power forever

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The power to think about a location and forget that you travelled all the way there, making you think you can teleport.

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The power to control an army of termites to eat any wooden object, as long as the object is from IKEA

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The power to instantly ressurect at the very same spot if you get submerged under lava or acid.

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The power to levitate mustard.

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the power to eat out your but and poop out your mouth

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The power to know what you do when you discuss the secret formula on the third Wednesday in January and it's not raining outside after we've gargled with vanilla pudding.

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The power to let 100 cockroaches crawl upon you for everytime you display emotion

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The power to turn your external hearing off, only to replace it with the sound of very, very slow internal dubstep.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!