Death at will

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Power to know EVERYTHING you say tha just happened

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The power to shoot your teeth at the force of a Nerf gun.

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the immunity of death unless youre about to die

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the ability to restart the universe over and over again until existence is ripped apart

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The power to outthink the smartest people ever conceived, but only remember what you though for an attasecond.

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The power to NOT think up a pointless superpower.

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the power to turn wine into water

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The power to read minds but only if the person is thinking the exact same thing as you.

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The ability to see through mirrors.

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The ability to pass gas and have it smell like coffee from Starbucks.

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The power to switch your left pinky toe with your right big toe and vice versa.

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The power to turn into a dogbed when somebody says micro-tacos

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The power to shoot poop balls when you masterbate.

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The power to go part way through walls

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The power to cough, but only at funerals, and speeches

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The power to have to enter a survey for every internet download you use

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The power to write pointless super powers when you have your final exams to study for...

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the power to steal other peoples super powers but only if they dont have any

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the power to transform into biggie smalls after he just died

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The power to give vegetables immortality.

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the power to see moving objects farther than they actually are.

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The Power to glow in the dark during day time only.

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Being able to talk to fish, By turning into aquaman

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!