The power to outthink the smartest people ever conceived, but only remember what you though for an attasecond.

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The power to have never-ending growing curly hair, but with no powers.

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The power to be dead

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The power to make any girl attracted to you. Unless the girl is anywhere above a 7 on the hot scale

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the ability to never catch things that other people toss gently at you

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The power to have any game you want for PS3 or Xbox 360, but only own a Nintendo 64.

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The power to be invisible when absolutely nobody is watching you (including cameras)

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To connect to the Playstation network with your mind! Who would want to?

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The power to run 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% slower.

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The power to stop people from committing suicide just before they do, but only by killing them...

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the power to youtube poop

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the power to be as dumb as george bush and as useless as barrak obama

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The ability to have a friend names James who dislikes all your Pointless Superpowers

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The Power to smell a Fart before it actually comes out. -scratchy

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The power to look ugly but only in front of you crush

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The power to see through pastry..

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The power to repel women.

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The power to travel to a parallel universe where everyone who exists dies every .1 milliseconds.

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The power to teleport dead dogs 1 foot away from you once a month

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the power to erase your memory ffrom the last five seconds... but only if you are having a seizure

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Ability to not lose excuses when declining a date.

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The power to turn a dollar into three quarters.

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The power to type in Comic Sans.

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The power to reverse gravity but only when you're outside.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!