The Ability to ease hunger when you are full

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The power to talk to dust

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the ability to find pointless superpower

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The ability to never have to take a shit again

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The ability to make your handwriting invisible when nobody is reading it

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The power to do whatever you want in a dream.

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The power to hold your breath while unconscious.

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The power to make a camera appear when someone does something stupid.

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The power to fly, but only downwards

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The power to live through torture.

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The ability too pass SOPA but not ACTA.

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The power to make people feel confident in themselves.

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The power to have time when you're doing nothing.

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The power to..em............ Forget your super power.

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The abilitie to tell whether or not the light on a fridge is on or off...

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The power to type stupid superpowers when you sleepwalk.

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The power to produce sweat when hot.

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The ability to understand what a drunk Scottish man is saying, but only in the non-drinking bar.

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to change what time it is 1 time per week

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Having super strength, But only when you're asleep.

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The power to make coins appear behind people's ears.

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The ability to have a friend names James who dislikes all your Pointless Superpowers

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The power to teleport. But you can only teleport to the top of Mt. Everest and you cant teleport back.

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the power to say everything in Comic Sans font.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!