The power too be a professonal hacker but a kid could delete it.

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the power to make youtube videos buffer twice as fast on your iPhone.

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The power to speak to mexicans in german

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The power look at this post -yeah it's completely pointless

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The ability to catch anything on fire, but only if it is already on fire

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Teh pewer too dissablee speeltjeck Mortal: KOMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!

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The power to die whenever you want.

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The power to grow increasingly warm fur as your body temperature rises.

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beeing the dragonborn, when there are no dragons....

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The power to jump -50% higher

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Meltman, with the power to melt!

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The power to make dad jokes.

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The power to turn into Justin Bieber.

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The ability to breath, but only in space.

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The power to automatically attach yourself to any active fireworks.

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The power to change you`re mind at rando... the power to... hmm.. the... the.. AH! The power to... hmm... no... hmm...

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blindness

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the power to mimic what people are saying if they are dead and underwater

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The ability to summon a lamp once.

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The power to see to the side of you without turning your head

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The power to lick your own back...

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the power to think like a sumo wrestler between 2:30 and 3:30 am on thursdays

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The power to digest food 1% faster than normal on Tuesdays and 1% slower on Thursdays

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!