the power to do sit on your couch all day

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Black power

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The power to automaticly teleport over a cliff only when you are within 12.36 lightyears from one

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The power to be wet and not know it.

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The ability to lead millions into committing mass genocide, proceeding this by killing yourself.

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The power to not be able to reach the top shelf.

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the power to walk through unlocked doors

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Death at will

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the power to become retarded

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The power to feel pain when your drinking acid.

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the power to smack the hair off someones head.

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The ability 2 breath underwater, but not above water

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The power to shoot your teeth at the force of a Nerf gun.

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the immunity of death unless youre about to die

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the power to eat with your butt

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the ability to restart the universe over and over again until existence is ripped apart

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The power to fly to your In-Law's house and ONLY your In-Law's house.

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The power of heating things if they are located in microwave.

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The power to outthink the smartest people ever conceived, but only remember what you though for an attasecond.

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The power turn a $100 bill Into a single $1 bill

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The power to NOT think up a pointless superpower.

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the power to turn wine into water

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The power to read minds but only if the person is thinking the exact same thing as you.

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The power to sweat blood uncontrollably out of your anus while singing to Justin Beiber and stabbing yourself in the dick with a machete

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!