The power to be a normal human

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The power to always know which way North is but you forget where you are.

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the ability to sound exactly like Justin Bieber.

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The power to run at the slowest speed possible.

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high. the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking. the ability to allow a banana to sing uncontrollably songs strictly about being a banana, previously sung by a mammal. the ability to write funny things but only about banana(s).

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The power to shoot lasers from your eyes when you eyes are closed

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The power to repel water when you're thirsty.

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Power to turn on the PC with your finger and use the internet but only if the internet is available. Please see contact detail and call the number for the following service...

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Grass eating

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The ability to see through walls but only when your blind

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The power of having night vision that only works during the day

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The power to be reincarnated as yourself 5 minutes before you die again

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The power to erase your own existence.

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the power to say i can bend you

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The power to transform your fingers into uncooked hotdogs.

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The power of Acid Tears

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the power to read impossibly fast, but only when you're watching a movie with no subtitles

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The power to be able to be a guy who can create and control fire but if it touches you, you still burn

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the owe to sneeze with your eyes open

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The power to grow one inch, but you need to shrink one inch to do so.

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The power to make apples into pennies one per day.

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The power to start gasping for air seconds after touching a keyb... then to die from hyperventilation seconds after using your mou...

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The power to type: Hey if you wanna read funny "superpewers", then you have come to the right place! Just follow the trail of The moral man so he can stay in the middle the place where nobody looks or gives a sh... you know what? Dont thumb me, Moral man wants to stay down here rather than stuck in the middle of nowhere. Moral: If telling people to read more pointless superpowers at the "newest" superpowers, isnt pointless, then that would mean that this whole "pointless superpowers section is really meaningful... which by itself is meaningless... WIN!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!