the ability to grow and shrink... only inside buildings.

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The Power to smell a Fart before it actually comes out. -scratchy

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The power to look ugly but only in front of you crush

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the power to erase your memory ffrom the last five seconds... but only if you are having a seizure

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The power to teleport dead dogs 1 foot away from you once a month

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Ability to not lose excuses when declining a date.

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The power to sneeze scissors

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The power to remember every moment of your suckish life

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The power to smell your own feet without taking your shoes out.

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The power that when you think of someone's face your nostrils are filled with the smell of their feet

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captain obvious

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The power to put everything off till the last possible day

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The power to erase stupid blogs or comments

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the power to fly for a second

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the ability to drink coffee without burning your tongue.

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The power to see though Kashmir when people are around no wait that would be a good

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The power to change the shape of any object at will

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The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

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The ability to fly with wings on only one leg

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The power to jump, but only on the ground.

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The power to read any language but you cant understand anything it means

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The power to only drink liquids

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The power of love

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The power to be dead

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!