The power to laugh always when heard a bad news

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the power to send future you crazy

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Power to know EVERYTHING you say tha just happened

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The ability to kill oxygen in a radius around you

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The Power Above This Power During Night time. The Power Below This Power During the day. Invulnerable for one second during dawn and dusk.

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The power of attracting lightning to your body, but not being imune to it.

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Ability to suck **** like austin calhoun

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The Power to climb on your own shoulders.

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The power to punch anyone as hard as you want but get hit with the same force in your genitals

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The power to pause and resume time, but you also pause yourself.

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The power of turning into a crushed can right after you got into a car accident.

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The power to turn any drink into pee.

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The power to fart on a zebra when you are next to a zebra and have to fart.

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The power to slap the thigh and ride the wave :P

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The power to envision 1 possible death scenario for any person you look at.

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The power to be able to see through clothes, but only men over the age of 65.

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The power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to…

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The power to be justin beiber

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the ability to change the color of one eye if dehydrated nearly to the point of death

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The power to resist trolling.

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The power to only fly backwards and downwards.

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The power to look like another person, but only if the other person is uglier

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!