The power to simply walk into mordor.

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The ability to see through clear, colorless glass.

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The pointless super power of take a shit in your own mouth!

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the power to make sillet bang remove stains from shirts

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the power to turn a leaf into a different type of leaf

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The power to drink water and pee immediately.

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The power to turn into a parking lot.

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The power to breathe out when you need to breathe in and vice versa.

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The power to make sense of Donald Trump

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the power to troll people that are dead

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The power to read the mind of a cow that has produced a piece of cheese that has traveled 447,800 miles but only when looking at that piece of cheese

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The power to walk after gettin kicked in the nuts

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The power to turn into a rolly polly, but only twice a year and for 5 minutes each time

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The ability to fly while on a plane. You can only do this at the same altitude and speed of the plane.

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The ability to shoot guns, but the guns have to have no ammo to shoot.

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The power to write stupid and unintelligent messages that have no purpose or aim whatsoever.

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The power to see events happen 0.04 seconds AFTER they occur

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The power to glow in the dark

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to change what time it is 1 time per week

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the ability to die once you have died

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The power to do flaming flying kicks by yelling CAPTAIN FEET!

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The power to see correctly with wearing glasses

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The power to half your IQ and have it return to normal in an hour

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!