The power to be always able to blame others when you fart.

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The power to transform into a arab guy with a turban and long beard each time you enter an airport.

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The power of telekinesis over any object one is physically touching.

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Move things with your mind but only if you are holding them and you can't let go

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The power to laugh always when heard a bad news

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The power to teleport through open doors

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The power to have anything EVERYTHING you DONT want.

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The power to bleed an unlimited amount of blood, but on in front of deadly animals.

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The power to feel pain when your drinking acid.

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The ability to make all the world's coffee lukewarm.

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the ability to fly through the sky using the skin from your ballsack to glide to the ground

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The power to control your own limb movement

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the power to make people's spleen hurt for no reason

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the power to say candlejack and li

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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The power to explode.. you can only do it once.

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The power to make doors disappear at will.

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The ability to fly 1/2 mm above ground, and only on dry land... no water walking

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The power to make sense of Donald Trump

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The power to read captchas 2% faster than usual.

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The power to hover 10 nanometers off the ground.

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The power to walk after gettin kicked in the nuts

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The ability to fly while on a plane. You can only do this at the same altitude and speed of the plane.

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The ability to change languages after every word, but you can't not do so.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!