The power to vote for Osama Bin Laden for president. Moral: And to believe it could still be worse...

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The power to smell any mans underwear without getting caught... (works only on straight men)

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The power to walk through walls, but get stuck half way!

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The power to part clouds when there are no clouds.

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you can teleport anywhere in the world but every time you do you get punched by kimboslice in the face

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The power to look through really thin glas without any view obstruction.

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The power to know all the answers in the test when the test is over

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The power to have an internal monologue voiced by Morgan Freeman.

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The power to read this text unless you can see it.

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The power to taste anything you look at, except for food. Nothing edible counts...

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The power to time travel to the present.

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The ability to visually contract STD's

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The Power to die at will

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"man hiding at the ladies room" "woman enters" SURPRIIIIIISEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeAERHG! Ok so now we know my dick fits up your ass... hi my name is... why you crying?

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to make water turn blue when you touch it.

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The power to only fly backwards and downwards.

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The power to levitate birds with your mind.

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The power to spell backwards.

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The power to be able to shoot arrows really well...cough.

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The power to fly upwards at Mach 3 speeds, indoors

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The power of making your tits smaller

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The power of sensing someone's sneeze before it happens

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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The power to eat soup with a fork

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!