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The power to summon unspendable money

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The power to bleed when your grandmother kisses you.

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the power to glow in the dark only during the day

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Night vision that only works during the day

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The power to get instantly pruned when in contact with any liquid

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The power to stick huge Cactus`s up you`re ass and spit them out as beautiful flowers.

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The power to come up with a pointless superpower besides this one

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The power to see correctly with wearing glasses

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the power to die

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The power to seduce any woman by saying dorito, but you dont have any genitals.

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the power to feel extreme pain

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The power to sleep but only when its past midnight

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The power to feed cat toes to your boss but only during a job interview

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the power to phaze through everything against your will

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The power to be HUMAN

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The ability to read a book by its cover

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The power to WATCH ME WHIP AND WATCH ME NAE NAE

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The power to make out of thin air

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The ability to rape the willing.

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The ability to catch any ilness you want.

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The power to make cats burp.

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The Power to make people see a picture of you naked in their heads.

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The power to remove seeds from seedless grapes but only on the 4th of may on a sunday

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!