The power to move 7% faster.

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the abitlity to turn into a duck, but not turn back.....

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the power to do something amazing, when no one's looking.

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power to breathe

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the ability to take a fart that other people can actually see.

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The power to shoot string cheese out of your fingers.

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THe power to whistle from your butthole but any time you do this your penis shrinks

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Being able to shapeshift into a grandpa then not being able to turn back until next year

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the power to fly, but only at the speed of light you, for less than 1 second, but you must land at the exact same spot you started and your mind cannot comprehend anything any differently than a normal human

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The power to see though Kashmir when people are around no wait that would be a good

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The ability to have every pointless superpower then, now, and in the future.

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The power to know WTF is going on

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The power too be a professonal hacker but a kid could delete it.

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the power to make youtube videos buffer twice as fast on your iPhone.

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The power to speak to mexicans in german

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The power look at this post -yeah it's completely pointless

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the power of anything you do makes you high and drunk

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The ability to catch anything on fire, but only if it is already on fire

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Teh pewer too dissablee speeltjeck Mortal: KOMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!

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The power to know what card is on top of a deck, but only when it's an 8 of diamonds.

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The power to grow increasingly warm fur as your body temperature rises.

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The power to die whenever you want.

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beeing the dragonborn, when there are no dragons....

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The power to jump -50% higher

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!