- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to get massive boners when you are reading a presentation.

The power to sweat soup.

The ability to see through glass

The power to see Waldo everywhere you look, unless your looking at his books

The power to run the fastest when everyone in the world is standing still

the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

The power to get to the end of Temple Run

The power to walk as fast as a tortoise, but only when its raining..

The ability to pick ur nose while killing a bacteria and kissing a mouse ass

the ability to turn coke into pepsi

The power to take any object you are holding and swap it with anything within thirty feet

the power to mimic what people are saying if they are dead and underwater

The power to predict the past.

The power of night vision only when you are carrying a flashlight that is turned on.

the power to fly but only about 5 feet above the grove, and only after you fart

The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

The power to travel back in time! But only 10 seconds. But only every 10 seconds. And you have to do the exact same thing or the universe will explode.

the power to go thru anything but get stuck in it

the ability to not have to sleep as long as your procrastinating how ever if you dont sleep after 24 hours you will die if you try do anything productive thus you must procrastinate for the rest of your life

the abitlity to turn into a duck, but not turn back.....

the power to be a complete troll

The super power to kill yourself at will

The power to eat anything, as long as it's food

The power to be incredibly stupid only when answering exams.

Pointless Super Powers