the power to believe there are 50 shades of grey

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The power to think that mayonnaise is an instrument.

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The power to fly for as long as the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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The power to hear morse code.

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The power to see John Cena.

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The power to think outside the bun.

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The Power Hear Everything that happens within the closest McDonald's

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The power to make ducks quack every time laugh

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The power to see in darkness when you're asleep.

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The ability to go 100% slower

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the power to taste your own spit

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The power to cease to exist at birth!

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The power to change you`re mind at rando... the power to... hmm.. the... the.. AH! The power to... hmm... no... hmm...

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The power to drink an entire bottle of soy suase without dieing

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The power to excrete food colouring from your sweat glands.

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The power to zoom in with your eyes, but only when looking to the sun.

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the power to get every girl, that you're not into.

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power to make acid rain only when your are locked outside your house

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The ability to not be able to say you have an ability

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The power to be a dog, with Herpes, that smells like farts.

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The power to add http://www.pointlesssuperpowers.com to http://www.pointlesssites.com

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The power to be really angry, all the time, for no actual reason.

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The power to become annoyed by annoying people

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The power to slam a revolving door.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!