the power to do CALCULUS for homeless people you run into on the street.

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The power to control hummingbirds.

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The power to charge your iPhone if it is not an iPhone

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The ability to creat the worlds best computer but only if it doesnt work

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power to breathe

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the power to do something amazing, when no one's looking.

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the ability to take a fart that other people can actually see.

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to be able to eat any type of food, even indian food and then poop it out the next day

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The AWESOME Power To See With Your Eyes Open

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The power to shoot string cheese out of your fingers.

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the ability to turn on lamps but you have to be touching them

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Being able to shapeshift into a grandpa then not being able to turn back until next year

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Reverse Pooping

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The ability to have every pointless superpower then, now, and in the future.

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The power that, eveything you touch turns into whatever it already was

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The pointless super power of take a shit in your own mouth!

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the power to make youtube videos buffer twice as fast on your iPhone.

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The power too be a professonal hacker but a kid could delete it.

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The power to speak to mexicans in german

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The powers to know every martial art ever when your neck is broken.

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The uncontrollable power to teleport to the places you don't want to be and every time this happens... a random fat guy barfs on you

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the power to poop dogs without fur.

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The power to read a book in 2 seconds but forget everything but the title.

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The ability to catch anything on fire, but only if it is already on fire

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!