The power to smile uncontrollably.

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The power to make a camera appear when someone does something stupid.

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The power to fly, but only downwards

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The ability to have all your dreams be nightmares that you remember vividly.

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The ability too pass SOPA but not ACTA.

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the power to be powerless

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The power to turn into a rolly polly, but only twice a year and for 5 minutes each time

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The power to produce sweat when hot.

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The ability to fly as high and as far as you want for 5 minutes, but you will always forget the time limit, and fall to the ground.

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The ability to understand what a drunk Scottish man is saying, but only in the non-drinking bar.

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to change what time it is 1 time per week

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Having super strength, But only when you're asleep.

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The ability to read a doctor's handwriting

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the ability to die once you have died

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The power to make coins appear behind people's ears.

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The power to activate all musical instruments at full volume just by going to sleep.

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the power to think 0.0000000000000001 microseconds faster than usual

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The ability to write pointless super powers on pointsuperpowers.com because it's pointless

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The power to teleport. But you can only teleport to the top of Mt. Everest and you cant teleport back.

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The power to sleep

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The power to to be able to summon avocados from thin air, but then they disappear in 10 seconds.

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the power to do CALCULUS for homeless people you run into on the street.

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The power to control hummingbirds.

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The power to charge your iPhone if it is not an iPhone

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!