the ability to fly- but only indoors

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The power to convert oxygen to carbon dioxide

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The ability to catch any ilness you want.

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The power to come back to life just by yelling: I LIVE AGAIN! Or RESURRECTION! (which is not easy when you are dead)

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hey

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The power to see through clothes, but only dungarees.

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The power to Silence everyone when they're saying anything

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The ability to survive bleeding for a week but it forces you to turn into a total bitch .

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The power to make one's skin very bumpy.

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The power to grow your nose hair out to one hundred times its normal length.

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the power to dye your hair green but only if you are holding green hair dy and one you use it the green hair dye that you are holding goes away

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The power to talk to dust

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the ability to find pointless superpower

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The ability to make all the world's coffee lukewarm.

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Tha ability to not be able to fly

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The ability to never have to take a shit again

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The ability to add any two numbers and get 5

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The ability to make your handwriting invisible when nobody is reading it

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anything Aquaman does

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The power to strap wheels of cheese to your own body without getting tired easily.

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The power to do whatever you want in a dream.

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The power to know everything but forget it instantly.

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The power to hold your breath while unconscious.

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the distinct ability to tell when a marine plant is mildly displeased with it's cells.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!