The ability to dislike on any form of social media, but only if you are looking cross-eyed at your pinky finger while listening to a mashup of Justin Beiber and One Direction.

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To be be able to be and throw fire without being fireproof.

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The Power to make Anyone's Teeth Clean...

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The power to achieve world peace but only at the expense of your own happiness and the lives of all your friends and family members and everyone will hate you for no reason after doing so.

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the power to watch reruns of NBC's "Joey" in your head

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a Man.

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the ability to turn kfc into popeyes

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The power to give yourself a sinus infection

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The ability to eat Oreos and not have diarrhea after.

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The superpower to read a 2 pages of a book at once. Never mind... This is the BEST superpower in the world! [Insert troll face here]

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The power to blink your eyelids in Morse Code

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The power to get pulled over for going 1mph over the speed limit.

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The power to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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The ability to turn any escalator into a flight of stairs.

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The power to change you`re mind at rando... the power to... hmm.. the... the.. AH! The power to... hmm... no... hmm...

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the power two float in the air for three seconds but only when you fell of a cliff - jesse

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The power to have a pointless power.

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THe power to become Hot Pink. Forever!

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the power to be .13 cents short on every purchase you try to make.

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To summon a duct tape PEICE for 3 seconds then disappears but you can only do it each century

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The power to keep getting fat no matter how little you eat.

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The ability to float sideways very slowly

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Your mom is so ugly, she was mercilessly bullied through high school and had severe depression and self-esteem issues. The power to post anti-jokes only on pointless superpowers.

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The power to jump 0.23cm higher than normal.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!