The power to be Justin Bieber and be cool at the same time

the power to not have super powers...

The power to be buried at sea

The power to remember memories that you have forgotten, but only for 82 milliseconds, and then you forget them again.

The power to survive a car crash only if it's between 9 and 9.30 am.

The power to withstand camel rape.

The ability to identify commonly known objects.

Be able to hear all the alarmclocks in the world

The power to burn ashes

the power to frow up when your not sick.

The power to mis-spell words but only on the internet

The power of asdfgh

The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

The power to go your nose hair by 3 inches every 3 hours

The power to have anything EVERYTHING you DONT want.

The power to go into the future. Only by 1 second.

The power to kill yourself with your mind.

The power to make fish appear in pants.

Clairvoyance, but only when your mothers having intimacy with your dad.

The man who isn't afraid of sharks. Not even a little.

The power to go through open windows

The power of x-ray vision including mild radiation and only seeing bones

The Power of being able to do anything but does not work when you need it

The ability to sleep for 15 straight hours and still feel exhausted...thank you mono.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!