The power to be away from the Internet without getting bored.

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tumor boy, has the power to grow a tumor in his own body.

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The power to know what Willis is talking about.

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The power to run as fast as a cheetah! Moral: A dead cheetah...

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The power to live through torture.

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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The power to have a strong bladder for 5 minutes following urination.

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The power to be millionaire, but only when you have a million dollars.

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The power to be afraid of movies that are not scary

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The power to transform into a 37 year old World of Warcraft playing virgin

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The power to remove the power within.

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The power to be bad at everything

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The power to instantly not be doing anything as long as you aren't doing anything beforehand.

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The power to generate fecal matter when being held at gunpoint.

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The power to make a sound that attracts whales

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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The power to change skin color after being under the sun for too long.

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The power to be Sexually Molested And Raped Twice and be smart at the same time.

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The power to smell like a beacon and be delicius

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The power to shoot lemons out of your urethra.

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The power to turn into a koi fish... but only when there is no water around.

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ODOYLE RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to have every superpower ever (including pointless ones) for one second every full moon, then have every pointless one for the rest of the time.

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The power to walk on water for one second and then fall in

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!