The power to thumb down Moral Man's posts. NOTE: It is required that the user of this ability possess average to above-average intellect. Seriously, bury this dickbag's posts. He's an annoying twat.

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The ability to eat your enemies and get their powers only when your are starving to death.

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the ability to walk through your clothes

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having the ability to not piss yourself when your on the toilet.

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When walking down the street, i try to get to a crack in the pavement a few feet ahead of me, and step on it before the next car passes me on the road

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the power to make your best friend's crush fall in love with you, but not your own crush.

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The power to attract bullets when a gun fires

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The power to see through anything except air.

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The power to get AIDS.

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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The power to teleport up to 35 feet once a year

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The Power To Have Lazer Eyes Everytime You Sleep.

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The power to do EVERYTHING backwards

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The power to fill in ___ blank

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The power to view pointless superpowers on a screen.

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The power to laugh at things, but only if it's funny.

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The power to have all your friends leave you

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The power of love

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the power to be the idiot who is reading this website instead being a person because they lost their souls after there ex dumped them and they turned into horny trans-gender whores

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The powers to lose your current power forever

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The power to wink with both eyes

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The power to walk on your butt cheeks

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The ability to lose Russian rolette, once.

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The power to be able to shoot arrows really well...cough.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!