the ability to teleport far away from here but still be stuck

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the power to commit suicide when you are about to die

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the power to jay walk, and never get caught. (your superhero name then must be Jay Walker)

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The power to die when u drink bleach

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You might not GET super power, but you can get some super bonus. Get free rides with Lyft, (only new passengers). Use Lyft official code "IAMLUCKY" to get $50 up to $200 in ride credits. Now thats like a little superpower, you get to teleport from one place to other for free with Lyft. Get some super bonus until you really ever get a super power ;-)

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The power to give super powers to others, but only to people you don't like.

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the ability to do absolutely nothing

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The power to remember and talk about random Pokémon facts during a life and death situation.

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The ability to forget what your saying every 3 seco- what was I saying again?

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the power to tie your shoelaces with one hand

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The power to hear train whistles from 50 miles away.

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Expert level knowledge of the Kardashian lore

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The power to breath in 1% more oxygen

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The power to have no one hack your computer as long as you are not using a computer.

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The power to harvest the cheese off your wiener.

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The power to transform into a tiger but only if you are showering

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the power to smell tastebuds

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The power to only use yahoo.com

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The power to punch that like button

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The ability to create a chicken egg, once and then never again.

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A book on how to solve a paradix

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the power to only eat sugar, but not things that tastes sweet.

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the power to reseal bottle caps

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Gas station quality laser pointer vision.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!