The power to die at will.

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the distinct ability to tell when a marine plant is mildly displeased with it's cells.

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the power to eat waffles

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The power to time travel 60 seconds a minute

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The power to run at the slowest speed possible.

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The power to become extremely intoxicated only during job interviews

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Eht rewop ot epyt sdrawkcab dna kaeps ti yltneulf ekilnu eht yug ohw tog no eht tsrif egap.

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The power to have unlimited characters in youtube comments

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The power to seduce any woman... that weighs over 300 pounds.

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The power to look super sexy, but only in pitch black darkness.

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X-ray vision that only works on windows

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The power to fly for as long as the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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the ability vote up this superpower

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The power to be able to understand any language, after studying that language until you feel comfortable that you know it.

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making http://pointlesssuperpowers.com/

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The power to keep hair from growing on your head forever.

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The power to cease to exist at birth!

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The power to shapeshift, but only when below ground.

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The power to have a small penis

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the power to pee shit and shit piss.

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The power to digest food 1% faster than normal on Tuesdays and 1% slower on Thursdays

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The power to excrete food colouring from your sweat glands.

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The power to help bitches stay alive! Bitches love staying alive!

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The power to move 7% faster.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!