The ability to teleport at a random point of the space.

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The power to slightly accelerate the growth speed of your left toenails.

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The power to have a black president

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The power to be immortal, but only whilst dead.

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The power to live through a Twilight movie.

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The power to convert Oxygen to Carbon Dioxide.

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The power of losing your power in the most crucial moment

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The power to only be drunk while driving.

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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The power to make your family act like total rednecks but only in front of your girl/boyfriend.

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the power to not feel pain only if your foe wants you to

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The power to make objects slightly furry

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The power to have superhuman strength. But I have to jack off to do so.

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The power to eat your own face.. the one time

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The power to give automatically give all your money to a Nigerian businessman for a special investment opportunity

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The power to make your hair turn green but only if you are holding green hair dye and when you use the power the green hair dye goes away

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Birthday In August Just wait On it

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The power to poop out your penis.

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the power to spontaneously shoot glitter out of your ass

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The ability to travel back in time when and where there was a major plague- bringing only the clothes you are wearing.

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The power to understand animals but only extinct animals

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the power to walk in lava and fire unless you are hot

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The power to walk forward and walk backwards at the same time in a lying down position while your asleep having a wet dream about goat puppies.

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The power to change any text in sight from US to British spelling.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!