The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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The power to have super-sweaty hands

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To connect to the Playstation network with your mind! Who would want to?

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The ability to turn your semen into spiders.

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the power to switch your nose with your penis once a week, randomly and automatically.

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the abitity to talk to someone l the way across the world,but only deaf people

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having the ability to not piss yourself when your on the toilet.

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To call me maybe

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To be waterproof but only when your not wet

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the power to believe there are 50 shades of grey

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The power to sing but your mute

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The ability to have a friend names James who dislikes all your Pointless Superpowers

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The power to be incredibly stupid only when answering exams.

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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The power to turn your self into a rock that is being thrown into a volcano.

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the power to ejaculate when a hot girl walks by

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The power to eat your own face.. the one time

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The ability to draw an imperfect circle

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The power to forget why you got hurt when you get hurt.

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The power to fly without leaving the ground.

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To be able to immediately know the name of anything you see

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the power to disappear up your own asshole

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the power to not fall in love with someone while you're dating someone else.

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The power to transform into a tiger but only if you are showering

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!