The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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the ability to cure anyone but only if you apply their injury to yourself

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The power to fly with your feets on the ground

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The power to slow the rate grass grows for 10 seconds every 13 years.

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the power to have a power.

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The power of licking your own elbow and nose

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The power to shrink, but only in certain places...

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Ability to sense moon cycle based on libido.

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The power to make any drug appear in your bloodstream at lethal levels.

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The ability to control yourself while sleepwalking, but only when you're awake

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The power to create nothing out of nothing

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The ability to understand what a drunk Scottish man is saying, but only in the non-drinking bar.

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The ability to cure someone of HIV, but you contract it yourself.

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The power to be -100% faster...

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The power of creating poop.

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The ability to see through mirrors.

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The power to walk as fast as a tortoise, but only when its raining..

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The ability to know if a movie's crappy just by looking at its cover !

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If you are trying to achieve something, yet feel that you are taking one step forward, and two back, turn your back and you should start getting closer. Moral: Pointless?

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The power to be a dick.

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Ingesting caffeine gives you the power to be a normal, competent human being.

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The power to turn into paper

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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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Sorry. The power to square root -1.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!