The power to digest food 1% faster than normal on Tuesdays and 1% slower on Thursdays

thumb_up thumb_down +50

The power to shit a blue agressive monkey.

thumb_up thumb_down +44

the power to believe that you actually have superpowers R.R.

thumb_up thumb_down +44

The power to murder rocks.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Being alive (until you die).

thumb_up thumb_down +8

The ability to draw a perfect circle.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

thumb_up thumb_down

The power ,once a week, to give someone you don't know, that is at least 500 miles away from you, minor flatulence.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

The superpower to have a superpower

thumb_up thumb_down -2

The Power to find anything and than forgetting where did you put it

thumb_up thumb_down -10

The power of not knowing the future

thumb_up thumb_down -18

The ability to screw up everything you say in the language that the country you are in speaks

thumb_up thumb_down -26

The ability to open your window, and shout retarded things at your neighbors. "HEY! MY ASH SMELLS LIKE BANANAS!"

thumb_up thumb_down -26

The ability to shrink your penis

thumb_up thumb_down -30

The power to have any stupid thing you do and experience being automatically uploaded on youtube.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

The ability to create a chicken egg, once and then never again.

thumb_up thumb_down -36

The power to....um.... shit I forgot That's Wat u get for wanting the power of amnesia

thumb_up thumb_down +157

The power to shoot a gun without bullets but only at yourself.

thumb_up thumb_down +133

the ability to inhale your food(John Eric)

thumb_up thumb_down +123

The power to always know what the time is, but not without a clock

thumb_up thumb_down +119

the abitity to talk to someone l the way across the world,but only deaf people

thumb_up thumb_down +113

The superpower to read a 2 pages of a book at once. Never mind... This is the BEST superpower in the world! [Insert troll face here]

thumb_up thumb_down +111

The ability to pause time. However, this pauses everything. Even you. You are screwed.

thumb_up thumb_down +105

The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

thumb_up thumb_down +103

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!