A power that makes your shits 10 times larger

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The ability to fully regenerate... your eyebrows.

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The power to swallow instead of spid

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beeing the dragonborn, when there are no dragons....

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the other is a baby.

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the power to read minds but forgetting it for 3 seconds

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The power to turn time back... To the point where you turned it back.

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The power to guess correctly how many bags you'll need for groceries.

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The Power to have all the super powers ever, fly great distance. Strength unparrelled. Sight bbeetter than any human on the planet. But your Spanish as well

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The power to become invincible to everything except what can hurt and kill you

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the power... to read this

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the power to always hug people

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the power to end sentences with prepositions.

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To sumon a cheeto named bill every time you say cow.

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the power to-OMFG IT'S TAILS DOLL!

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The ability to fly but only for 5 seconds and when you are on an oily floor in tube socks being chased by 10 Puerto Rican woman.

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the power to phaze through everything against your will

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The power to move 1 vein slightly to the left, but only if you moved to an apartment on the 29th of February (in any leap year).

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The power to hate someone you don't even know

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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the power for men to squirt milk from their nipples

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The ability to breathe automatically

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The Power to look mildly far away but only with something on your face to help you see

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the ability to have every superpower that is pointless

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!