the power for men to squirt milk from their nipples

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The Power to look mildly far away but only with something on your face to help you see

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The ability to breathe automatically

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to spelle caretly

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The power to detach you`re penis and use it as a throwing weapon... to late you discover its not possible to attach it back :(

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the ability to have every superpower that is pointless

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How 'bout the power to move you? - Wonderboy

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the power to never laugh at funny things but laugh nonstop at all other times

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The power to use yo momma jokes in a masterful manner in all conversations.

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The power to pee ants.

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The power to make one's skin very bumpy.

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The ability to tell when someone last used the bathroom by licking their thumb.

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the power to teleport 2 in. from were you were standing in 8 hours

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The power to give vegetables immortality.

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the power to eat when you have already ate from a few hours ago

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The power of heating things if they are located in microwave.

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The power to suck your own dick

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To see what you are currently doing from the same perspective of your regular vision, with the ability to understand that you're doing it. But not have the ability to stop yourself from doing what you were going to do as if you didn't have the power.

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The power to know when someone around you is about to sneeze but not the specific person

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The power to fly to your In-Law's house and ONLY your In-Law's house.

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The ability to blow air out but only after inhaling air The ability to rapidly grow body hair whenever you sneeze The ability to post pointless super powers onto a website The ability to teleport to a dimension where you are about to be eaten during a zombie apocalypse and not be able to come back. The ability to go to prison and not be able to get out.

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The power to make a camera appear when someone does something stupid.

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The power to walk into a room and not forget what you where going to do.

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The power to die at will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!