The power to go Skiing and ice skating in mid summer

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The power to be able to run at the speed of light only when you have no energy to stand up

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The power to fart upon command.

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Immunity to medication

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The power to fall up.

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The Ability to remove your penis and grow a new one. the old penis will grow roots and become a penis tree. A lovely addition to any home.

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The ability to know everything and get anything you want, but you must poop out a poop the size of a horse.

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The power to bleed

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the power to run windows ME for a day without the system hanging

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the distinct ability to tell when a marine plant is mildly displeased with it's cells.

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The ability to predict something after it's already happened.

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The power to summon a Genie lamp, that if rubbed allows you to wish for 3 pointless superpowers.

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The ability to anticipate the release of half-life three. Sidenote: Goes hand in hand with the ability to bathe in your own tears.

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The ability to know everything about knowing nothing.

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The ability to create pointless super powers

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The power to have bad luck!

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The power to sweat acid.

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The power to give someone the power to give the power.

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the power to see the things that are happening right

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The power to transform into a vegetable, but only one way

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the power to glow in the dark during the day.

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the ability to have 2/3 nipples.

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The power to take control of mentally disabled turtles.

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The power to remember what your homework is two minutes before you have to turn it in.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!