The ability to become the most influential person within the borders of Idaho

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the power to turn into a cheerio at will

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The power to stop time but if you do so you will also stop.

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The ability to visually contract STD's

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the power to be able to speel ronj

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The power to pass sociology/psychology class by making yourself a hated internet meme by triggering negative emotions in a subject only using a simple word, only to discover later that it has turned into a compulsion. Moral, yep now you hate me, good day to you sir! Moral: There.

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the power to pee and sneeze at the same time.

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The power to remember everything then forgetting it 10 seconds later.

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The power to buy "I cant believe its not butter" and turn the damn thing into real butter.

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The power to kill yourself

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The power to dace uncontrolably but not be able to stop...ever

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The power to type the exact same pointless superpower as those in the lead and hope "you`re" comment gets in the top 10 too.

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The ability to produce water but only when under water.

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Wait this isn't pornhub!?

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A Superpower where only way to fly around is if you are inside a building.

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The power to be yourself.

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The power to go back in time to when you were in Kindergarten for the soul purpose of eating the crayons before anyone else.

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Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

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mime-o-moid. The power to pretend to be stuck in a box, walk a dog and climb a rope.

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The power to realize that at least half of the top ten "powers" are yours, and you don't know if you are proud or ashamed of having so little to do... On the bright side, you don't sign them like some other douches...

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The power to get foot-boners

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the power to search pointless super powers when you could be doing something useful

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The power to fall from any height and stop in midair right before you hit the ground, then continue falling with 100x the velocity from before you stopped.

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The Power of Super Speed only when you climb a ladder

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!