The power to change your eye colour but you are the only one who can see the difference.

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The power ti find tiny shards of glass with your bare feet.

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The power to read your own mind.

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the power to predict the future 3 minutes later.

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The ability to punch someone in the face and not feel it.

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The power to get everything for free after you have payed it.

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The Ability To See When Your Eyes Are Closed

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to make asians smart

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The ability to regenerate limbs but the limbs Come from different animals

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Giving a shit about someone's bull shit

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the power to f**k your family all at once

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The power to transform into a vegetable, but only one way

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the power to glow in the dark during the day.

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The power to hide your identity from anyone... who doesn't know who you are.

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The power to not be affected by bullets unless you are shot with one by a gun

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The power to thumb ME down! Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you do-own...

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The power to take control of mentally disabled turtles.

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the power to turn into a cheerio at will

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The power to stop time but if you do so you will also stop.

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The power to create a rainbow when you fart.

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The superpower wasting your time wachting a video that is pointless

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the power to freeze time by 10 seconds but in the process freeze yourself too - mleo1

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The ability to not have an ability (The ability to be a paradox)

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The power to remember everything then forgetting it 10 seconds later.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!