The ability to trip on flat surfaces

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The power for chris not to eat spaghetti

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the power to glow in the dark during the day.

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The power to run in slow motion and jumping around.

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The power to control grass, not make it grow, but make it move in any direction you want.

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the ability to have 2/3 nipples.

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The power to make you teeth yellower

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your elbows but consequently having your skin fall off

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The ability to speak any language, but whoever you speak the language to doesn't speak or understand the language

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The power to watch tv while sleeping

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The power life like a hermit.

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The ability to see every color in the world but only when your eyes are closed.

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the power to lift anything under the weight of 2 lbs

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The ability to lactate air.

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The power to stop global warming on the planet Neptune.

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The power to get up early for school, only on the weekends

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The power to be AMAZING in bed, but only when you're having sex with a midget over the age of 40.

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power to fly, but only if your inside an airplane

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The power to fly but only when you are in a winged aircraft.

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The power of superspeed.... when your running backwards

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The ability to fart inwards.

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the ability to like homeade fudge.(not fudge)

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The power ti find tiny shards of glass with your bare feet.

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The power to get everything for free after you have payed it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!