pedo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to kill someone instantly; but you can only kill one person: yourself.

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The power to talk like Batman perfectly, but only at really serious moments.

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The power to make you teeth yellower

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your elbows but consequently having your skin fall off

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The ability to teleport instantly to your current location.

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The power to watch tv while sleeping

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The ability to speak any language, but whoever you speak the language to doesn't speak or understand the language

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The power life like a hermit.

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The power to smell poop

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The ability to lactate air.

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the power to become Gary Busey, but only after the accident

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To control electronical devices, only while holding it's remote.

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The power to get up early for school, only on the weekends

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The power to change the channel without a remote, but only but only if you're holding the remote.

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The power to be AMAZING in bed, but only when you're having sex with a midget over the age of 40.

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power to fly, but only if your inside an airplane

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The power to sing better then anyone in the world, but only in the presence of the deaf.

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The power of superspeed.... when your running backwards

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The ability to fart inwards.

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The ability to not read the terms and conditions but still agree to them.

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the ability to slightly change your facial expression. sometimes.

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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To tell how many kids in a sweatshop it took to make your nike's

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!