The power to switch your right and left ears.

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The power to kill yourself when you are dead.

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The ability to fly only as fast as you can walk.

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The power to cough, but only at funerals, and speeches

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The power to cheat death, but only when your alive...

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the power to be able to shoot death lazers but only at people you want alive

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The power to see through transparent objects.

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The power to turn Wii controllers into broken TV sets.

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The power to have a small penis

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the power to turn a leaf into a different type of leaf

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The power to always have the exact amount of money in your pocket when buying something, but then drop and lose a dime when the money over.

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the power to have access to unlimited porn but your parents never leave the room

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The ability to turn traffic lights red in your lane and green for everyone else

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The power to make any single girl instantly reach for her Mace.

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The power to turn food into human waste.

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The ability to turn your semen into spiders.

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The power to slam revolving doors.

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The power to get hungry when looking at exotic animals.

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The superpower to read a 2 pages of a book at once. Never mind... This is the BEST superpower in the world! [Insert troll face here]

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The power to make everyone yawn in the room when you yawn.

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The ability to know if a movie's crappy just by looking at its cover !

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The power to be happy whenever you want, but only at funerals

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The ability to make your text green on google

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The ability to be a successful troll.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!