The power to see through a hole

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The power of not knowing

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The power to make anything into toilet paper.

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The power to cook bad meals.

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the power to youtube poop

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The ability to be an anoying little twat like jack moore

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the super power to remove your super power

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The power to look busy at work but only when the boss is not looking.

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The power to stop global warming on the planet Neptune.

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"man hiding at the ladies room" "woman enters" SURPRIIIIIISEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeAERHG! Ok so now we know my dick fits up your ass... hi my name is... why you crying?

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The power to ejaculate only when you're greeting someone

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The power to ejaculate lazer beams...

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Tits for a guy.

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The power to be AMAZING in bed, but only when you're having sex with a midget over the age of 40.

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the power to shit shards of glass

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the power to laugh at something that isn't even funny

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the ability to troll the internet but never get a response

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The power to talk to animals and have them partially understand you.

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The ability to type without having to use the shift key.

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the ability to slightly change your facial expression. sometimes.

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the power to sh*t brix at will!

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Q: What is 1+1? A: An equation.... Duh...

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The power to always be the next best fighter in any 1vs1 fight to the death. MORAL: KOMBAT!

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The power to fight fire with fire and create more fire.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!