The power to travel to a parallel universe where everyone who exists dies every .1 milliseconds.

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The power to wear your shirt backwards all day.

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The power to turn a dollar into three quarters.

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the ability to time travel 5 minutes into the past this power recharges every 5 minutes

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The power to type in Comic Sans.

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the ability to enjoy school

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire or be

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The power to have the strength of 50 old people

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the ability to drink coffee without burning your tongue.

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the power to fly for a second

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The power to WATCH ME WHIP AND WATCH ME NAE NAE

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The power to let anything you eat taste like sh*t

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The power to stay a virgin

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The power to be instantly transported to Switzerland, naked, whenever you reach orgasm.

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The power to see though Kashmir when people are around no wait that would be a good

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The power to levitate birds while they are flying....

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The power to get rid of feminism

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The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

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the power to get really mad.

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The power of reincarnate but have absolutely no memory of your previous lives.

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The power to make any girl hate you

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The power to turn any plasma tv into ice with 3 times the mass

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The power to outthink the smartest people ever conceived, but only remember what you though for an attasecond.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!