The power to have broads in Atlanta.

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The power to be born again

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The power to go through open windows

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the power to glow in the light

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The power of x-ray vision including mild radiation and only seeing bones

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The power to re-click a webpage over and over as long as it won't load

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The ability to have glow stick bones (glow when broken)

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The power of attracting lightning to your body, but not being imune to it.

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The power to look into cheese.

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The power to understand math.

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the power to permanently change your name to Graham

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The power to think of hilarious intensely racist jokes, but only at Black Lives Matter protests.

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The ability to dislike on any form of social media, but only if you are looking cross-eyed at your pinky finger while listening to a mashup of Justin Beiber and One Direction.

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The Power to make Anyone's Teeth Clean...

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The ability to go poop and pee.

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the power to know when it isn't either 4 or 9 o'clock.

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The power to achieve world peace but only at the expense of your own happiness and the lives of all your friends and family members and everyone will hate you for no reason after doing so.

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The power to make a watch that functions as a small phone and is named after a fruit. I would call it Applewatch.

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The superpower of being the only one without powers in the world where everyone has powers.

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the power to watch reruns of NBC's "Joey" in your head

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The power to answer trivia questions, but only being able to do so in a loud, aggressive voice.

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a Man.

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The power to glitter in the sunlight. Especially if you're a guy.

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The power to chuck dead babies from a bridge

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!