The power to be really bad at math.

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The power to make yourself get a cramp at will.

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The ability to bring statues to life but they can't move or talk

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The ability to enter the gender's changing room with no one noticing but losing the ability to see and feel.

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Ability to suck **** like austin calhoun

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The ability to day nearly motionless while binge watching internet videos

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The power to jerk off with no hands.

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The power to reproduce asexually.

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The superpower of being the only one without powers in the world where everyone has powers.

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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The power to slap the thigh and ride the wave :P

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thef powear to dspell relly batd whean ime tring to tipe sumtheeng

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The superpower to read a 2 pages of a book at once. Never mind... This is the BEST superpower in the world! [Insert troll face here]

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The power to shape shift into water

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the power to believe there are 50 shades of grey

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The power to not get caught typing this in lesson.

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to have the super power to do nothing

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The power to switch your left pinky toe with your right big toe and vice versa.

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The power to breath in lava, If you don't burn.

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The power to not be able to reach the top shelf.

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to make water turn blue when you touch it.

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the power to make toast into bread

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the power of make your leg invisible

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the power to transform into biggie smalls after he just died

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!