The ability to pass gas and have it smell like coffee from Starbucks.

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The power to have any power you want but only when it's completely useless to have it.

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The power to see through windows

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The power to always smell like cheep wine.

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The power to move 1 vein slightly to the left, but only if you moved to an apartment on the 29th of February (in any leap year).

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The ability to fly but only when you touch the ground.

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The power to see red in a slightly lighter shade

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The power to laugh always when heard a bad news

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The ability to not fart, but only while you are alone

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The power to understand the purpose of live, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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The power to become me. Moral: You could not handle the awesomeness and would ruin yourself just so you can feel "normal" rather than awesome.

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The ability to survive bleeding for a week but it forces you to turn into a total bitch .

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The power to have tacos appear in front of you, only to have them stolen by a black guy.

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the power to make a site called "pointless superpowers". Y U so pointless!!

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The power to turn into a baby randomly

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The power to have a very keen sense of smell 24/7 but only when a fart is present

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The power to read any language but you cant understand anything it means

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the power to be alive but only when awake

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The ability to see the world from a rock's perspective. Everywhere there is a rock you see what is around it. But rocks don't have eyes.

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The power to make any girl hate you

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The pewer to become a human bullet magnet. Moral: "DONT WORRY PEOPLE! I SHALL SAVE YOU ALL!" (Well if you want to sacrifice yourself to save them all, then you its useful and you a douchebag)

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The ability to teleport into high security prisons but you cant teleport out

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The power to have the comments not signed Moral: have much more thumbs ups.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!