The power to die uncontrollably and never come back or do anything else.

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the power to hope you get a job at the mall because they laid everybody off and sent the jobs off somewhere cheap

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The abilitie to lick your elbow.

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The power to break your Nokia phone.

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The power to make short sleeves into slightly longer sleeves.

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The power to become a carrot.

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The power to shapeshift into a frog, but not the power to turn back

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the power to recognize "woman rights".

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The power to see through a hole

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the power to throw dead dogs at your enemies

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The power to cook bad meals.

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The ability to have a xredit card with no limit but not know the pin

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the super power to remove your super power

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The ability to know how someone felt exactly 1 year prior but you don't know why.

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The power to have wood when you wake up.

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xray vision , but you must close your eyes

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The power to get 100% on every test but get caught for cheating.

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The power to fart really smelly :P

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The power to have your piss turn to solid gold before it exits you.

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The power to object to every point you try to... Moral: OBJECTION!

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The power to ejaculate lazer beams...

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The power to see air

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the ability to troll the internet but never get a response

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The power to exude spaghetti from your pockets, which is never stopped. The spaghetti keeps coming. Out of your pockets. Spaghetti everywhere.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!