The power to play any Justin Bieber song of your choice out of your butt.

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The power to create a clean and temporary bathroom only you can use when you don't have to use one

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To connect to the Playstation network with your mind! Who would want to?

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The power to guess correctly how many bags you'll need for groceries.

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the power of becoming a ginger.

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The power to drive better when you're drunk yet run into furniture once you get home.

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The power to have your piss turn to solid gold before it exits you.

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The ability to see through mirrors.

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The power to fly but only when your in space.

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The power of bullet attraction.

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The power to cough, but only at funerals, and speeches

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The power to eat your own face.. the one time

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the power to ejaculate when a hot girl walks by

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The power to speak 360 words/min. in multi-language.

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the ability to have every superpower that is pointless

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The power to change the channel of the television every 2 hours.

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The power to transform into a arab guy with a turban and long beard each time you enter an airport.

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The power to fly only 5mm above the ground.

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The power to permanently grow huge wonderful extremely heavy dragon wings, which do nothing but to weight you down and stand in the way. Fly? Nope, in fact you cant even walk now.

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The power to fly without leaving the ground.

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the power to persuade every 80 yo into penetrating you analy

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the power to disappear up your own asshole

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the power make tomatoes turn green.

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the power of the succulent game

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!