The power to have the longest little finger

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The power to be really bad at math.

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The ability to not fart, but only while you are alone

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The power to eat your own face.. the one time

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The ability to kick in a three point shot but only during a game.

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The power to have all your friends leave you

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The power to divide by 0

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The power to cry whole bananas grown in Brazil.

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The power to have YMCA or "In the navy" play explosively loudly from your nostrils and be immune to it yourself. Moral: WE KNOW YOU ARE H0MOSEXUAL ALREADY! TURN THAT SHIT OFF!

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the power to make realy convincing whale noises

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The power to "dislike" things on Facebook.

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the power to have 0.0000000001+ critical chance when you hit a brony

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the power to fail any test you want

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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The power to conjure chairs at will.

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The power to think of any superpower but not have it

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The power to hear train whistles from 50 miles away.

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the power to change the size of your thumb when ever you want

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Power to know EVERYTHING you say tha just happened

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The power to have super strength, however when you use it you instantly become paralyzed.

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The power to generate lottery numbers which don't win

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The power to poke

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The power to be on facebook and do homework at the same time

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The power to make people feel confident in themselves.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!