The power to taste the 2% that's real juice

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The power to lower your IQ (irreversible)

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The ability to change your eye colour at will. basically, you do this with a torch. Everyone can do this.

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The power to shoot 4-7 flower petals out? of your wrist every ten days.

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Ability to make your eyes switch sockets

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the power to say everything in Comic Sans font.

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The power to catch em all

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the power to see through bananas

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The ability to make red lights turn green by simply staring and waiting

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The ability to sit on air, provided you are in space.

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The power to fly only when in a car.

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the power to cook instant pasta in less than 1 min.

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The power to breathe without thinking about it.

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The power to fight fire with fire and create more fire.

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The power to drink parfume and not get disgusted

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The power to cry whole bananas grown in Brazil.

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The power to forget what pointless superpower you were going to write

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the ability to wake up on an elephant

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the ability to teleport far away from here but still be stuck

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The power to wear shirts considerably more often than others.

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the power to commit suicide when you are about to die

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The power of eating from ears.

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The power of superspeed...which comes with horrible stamina and Asthma.

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The power to be blind

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!