- Pointless Super Powers

The power to make the tip of your penis invisible at will.

The power to thumb down Moral Man's posts. NOTE: It is required that the user of this ability possess average to above-average intellect. Seriously, bury this dickbag's posts. He's an annoying twat.

The ability to eat your enemies and get their powers only when your are starving to death.

having the ability to not piss yourself when your on the toilet.

The power to read thoughts but it reads everyones thoughts at the same time and you can't decipher whose thought is whose

the power to make your best friend's crush fall in love with you, but not your own crush.

When walking down the street, i try to get to a crack in the pavement a few feet ahead of me, and step on it before the next car passes me on the road

The ability to change your eye colour at will. basically, you do this with a torch. Everyone can do this.

the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

The power to do EVERYTHING backwards

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The power to breathe under water, but only when you're asleep.

The power to buy free things.

The ability to make red lights turn green by simply staring and waiting

the power to evenly cook a hot pocket.

The ability to sit on air, provided you are in space.

The power to make someone see your smile slightly whiter

The power to fight fire with fire and create more fire.

The ability to turn into Gary Coleman

The power to turn into wood by rubbing salt on yourself

The power to wink with both eyes

the ability to wake up on an elephant

The power to walk on your butt cheeks

The power to wear shirts considerably more often than others.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!